“Fifth Brother, don’t worry! We’ll get it done!”
“Fifth Brother, don’t worry. If we fail, we’ll die trying!”
“Get lost! I told you to drug someone, not kill them!”
* * *
Scene Break — Operation Plan A in Action
Lin Xiao Feng sat there, bored out of her mind, sucking on a lollipop and holding a waiting number card. She had number 60, and the current call was only up to 32.
A server came by with a handful of lollipops, smiling brightly. “Here, have another lollipop!”
Yu Bing Bing took two, handed one to her, and said, “Here!”
“I don’t want any more.”
He unwrapped a lollipop for himself and began eating it while explaining, “Actually, I made a reservation yesterday, but earlier, when you went to the restroom, I saw a big family celebrating a kid’s birthday, so I gave up our spot for them.”
“Why didn’t you tell me earlier?”
“I didn’t know that’s what you were upset about.”
Lin Xiao Feng shot him a sharp glare. “Who said I was upset?”
“Then why are you mad now?”
She angrily stuffed the lollipop into her mouth. Men are such pigs!
Pigs!
Finally, it was their turn. They ordered a yuan-yang hot pot, and as the dishes arrived, the little girl at the next table started playing with a balloon in the aisle. Unfortunately, the balloon slipped from her hands and ended up under their table. The little girl boldly asked, “Big sister, can you help me pick it up? Thank you!”
Lin Xiao Feng bent down to pick it up, but the balloon was so light that it floated further toward Yu Bing Bing’s side. At that moment, the little girl’s mother came over, scooped up her child, and apologized profusely. Yu Bing Bing had already bent down, retrieved the balloon, and handed it back to the little girl.
Before her mother could prompt her, the little girl beamed sweetly and said, “Thank you, Uncle.”
After the mother and daughter left, Lin Xiao Feng grumbled, “Why did she call me big sister and you uncle?”
“Because you’re younger!”
“I’m twenty years old today!”
“Oh…”
“Oh, what… not even a birthday gift…” Lin Xiao Feng angrily stuffed a piece of fatty beef into her mouth. Men are such pigs!
Pigs!
“It’s your birthday today?” Yu Bing Bing looked a little embarrassed. “I forgot.”
“You’re paying today,” Lin Xiao Feng said bluntly, then called out, “Waiter! Another serving of fatty beef!”
Yu Bing Bing frowned as he sipped his sour plum tea, his elegant phoenix-shaped eyes narrowing to slits.
“Not happy about it?”
“No!” Yu Bing Bing said. “This sour plum tea tastes awful.”
Lin Xiao Feng sniffed her own cup. “That’s just how sour plum tea is, young master.”
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